Miley: “Dad I have something for Tanners bug collection”
my uncle: “that’s great”
Miley: “it’s a bird”
my uncle: “no its not”
They let it go and it flew away just fine, so we’re wondering how she caught it.
she caught another bird.
update: she caught a squirrel today
She is gonna rule the world one day with this power
me: god im so stressed from all the studyin and work i have to do
me: makes me and zayn as a couple on faceq
is this to see if id hook up w u idk but thanks for sendin (((:
WHICH IS BETTER:
67. Lips or eyes- eyeS idrc about lips that much
68. Hugs or kisses- kisses
69. Shorter or taller- well most guys are taller than me tbh but its not like a requirement idk ive never been like the “must be over 6 foot” type bc really tall ppl scare me but anyway im like 5’4 so ima say taller but not too much
70. Older or Younger- chuuu older bc younger guys dnt know whats up idk like around 21 seems to be where i like boys and not just bc alcohol lmao just idk thats a good age
71. Romantic or spontaneous- aw both are so cute like romantic stuff is adorable but i think occasionally spontaneity is good
72. Nice stomach or nice arms- idc about either of these really like arms i dnt give a shit about so ill go w stomach but abs are kinda intimidating i like a lil tummy
73. Sensitive or loud- this is a hard one bc at first thought id def go w sensitive but like im quiet around boys and if we are both sensitive and quiet it dont work (been there) but then if hes just loud all the time ima get annoyed a lot (been there)
74. Hook-up or relationship- ima say relationship but i might be terrified of that idea but i think if the right guy came along that i was really into i guess but until then ima say sINGLE and doin me 24/7 (((((((((((so hook-up)))))))))
I wanna fuck so many of you
Nice nice but I wanna eat this turkey bacon BLT
what the fuck is a blt
Do you not have Bacon Lettuce Tomato sandwiches in the UK….
if we did we’d just call it a “bacon lettuce tomato sandwich”
So you guys don’t have abbreviations either? Laugh Out Loud…..
my friend told me today that my hair color looked like a porcupine like the way it goes from black to yellow and she didnt mean it in a mean way but shes right im ugly and im mad bc the past two weekends have sucked so bad and i have two tests this friday and i just wanna be drunk