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Miley: “Dad I have something for Tanners bug collection”

my uncle: “that’s great”

Miley: “it’s a bird”

my uncle: “no its not”

-chirping noise-


They let it go and it flew away just fine, so we’re wondering how she caught it.


she caught another bird.


update: she caught a squirrel today


She is gonna rule the world one day with this power

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  • anon: you are so attention seeking!!
  • me: yes, true, correct, accurate, right, absolutely, without a doubt, totally, factual, verifiable, exactly, precise, unerring, error-free, all right, of course, sure, certainly, indeed, right, yep, affirmative, agreed, roger
when u havin a good day and then remember ur shit aint together

when u havin a good day and then remember ur shit aint together


i wore my beynika shirt today in honor of b’day and now im cryin bc the ***flawless remix visual might be coming

im so mad that the only picture of me that will ever get this many notes is not even that good i wouldve worked harder if i knew

me: god im so stressed from all the studyin and work i have to do

me: makes me and zayn as a couple on faceq

Anonymous asked: all of 'which is better'

is this to see if id hook up w u idk but thanks for sendin (((:

67. Lips or eyes- eyeS idrc about lips that much
68. Hugs or kisses- kisses 
69. Shorter or taller- well most guys are taller than me tbh but its not like a requirement idk ive never been like the “must be over 6 foot” type bc really tall ppl scare me but anyway im like 5’4 so ima say taller but not too much
70. Older or Younger- chuuu older bc younger guys dnt know whats up idk like around 21 seems to be where i like boys and not just bc alcohol lmao just idk thats a good age
71. Romantic or spontaneous- aw both are so cute like romantic stuff is adorable but i think occasionally spontaneity is good 
72. Nice stomach or nice arms- idc about either of these really like arms i dnt give a shit about so ill go w stomach but abs are kinda intimidating i like a lil tummy
73. Sensitive or loud- this is a hard one bc at first thought id def go w sensitive but like im quiet around boys and if we are both sensitive and quiet it dont work (been there) but then if hes just loud all the time ima get annoyed a lot (been there)
74. Hook-up or relationship- ima say relationship but i might be terrified of that idea but i think if the right guy came along that i was really into i guess but until then ima say sINGLE and doin me 24/7 (((((((((((so hook-up)))))))))

kill your curiosity

  • 1. Last kiss
  • 2. Last phone call
  • 3. Last text message
  • 4. Last song you listened to
  • 5. Last time you cried
  • 6. Dated someone twice
  • 7. Been cheated on
  • 8. Self harmed
  • 9. Lost someone special
  • 10. Been depressed
  • 11. Been drunk and threw up
  • 12. had sex
  • 13. How many people have you had sex with this year?
  • 15. Made a new friend
  • 17. Laughed until you cried
  • 18. Met someone who changed you
  • 19. Found out who your true friends were
  • 20. Found out someone was talking about you
  • 26. What did you do for your last Birthday
  • 27. What time did you wake up today
  • 29. Name something you CANNOT wait for
  • 30. Last time you saw your all of your siblings at the same time
  • 31. What is one thing you wish you could change about your life
  • 32. What are you listening to right now
  • 33. When is the last time you had sex?
  • 34. Who's getting on your nerves right now
  • 35. Most visited webpage
  • 36. Favorite colour
  • 37. Nicknames
  • 38. Relationship Status
  • 39. Zodiac sign
  • 40. Male or female
  • 41. Primary school
  • 42. Secondary School
  • 43. High school/college
  • 44. Eye color
  • 46. Height
  • 47. Do you have a crush on someone
  • 48. What do you like about yourself
  • 49. Piercings
  • 50. Tattoos
  • 51. Righty or lefty
  • 53. First piercing
  • 54. First best friend
  • 55. First hookup
  • 56. First Bestfriend
  • 59. Eating
  • 60. Drinking
  • 61. I'm about to
  • 62. Listening to
  • 63. Waiting for
  • 64. Want kids?
  • 65. Get married?
  • 66. Career
  • 67. Lips or eyes
  • 68. Hugs or kisses
  • 69. Shorter or taller
  • 70. Older or Younger
  • 71. Romantic or spontaneous
  • 72. Nice stomach or nice arms
  • 73. Sensitive or loud
  • 74. Hook-up or relationship
  • 76. Kissed a stranger
  • 77. Drank hard liquor
  • 78. Lost glasses/contacts
  • 79. Had sex
  • 80. Broken someone's heart
  • 82. Been arrested
  • 83. Turned someone down
  • 84. Cried when someone died
  • 85. Fallen for a friend
  • 86. Yourself
  • 87. Miracles
  • 88. Love at first sight
  • 89. Heaven
  • 90. Santa Clause
  • 91. Kiss on the first date
  • 92. Angels
  • 93. How would you label yourself?
  • 94. Someone You Pray Everyday For
  • 95. Did you sing today
  • 96. Who From All Your Ex's have You Cared The Most About
  • 97. If you could go back in time, how far would you go?
  • 98. Out Of Everything In The World What Do You Wish For
  • 99. Are you afraid of falling in love?
  • 100. Do you like the way you look?




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I wanna fuck so many of you

Nice nice but I wanna eat this turkey bacon BLT

what the fuck is a blt

Do you not have Bacon Lettuce Tomato sandwiches in the UK….

if we did we’d just call it a “bacon lettuce tomato sandwich”

So you guys don’t have abbreviations either? Laugh Out Loud…..

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my friend told me today that my hair color looked like a porcupine like the way it goes from black to yellow and she didnt mean it in a mean way but shes right im ugly and im mad bc the past two weekends have sucked so bad and i have two tests this friday and i just wanna be drunk


this is how gay people communicate 

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